The Crusty Café
The Crusty Café exists because the last time I went to withdraw money from my bank account to pay for a much needed vacation and the teller, instead, gave me five dust balls I knew I had to improvise if I wanted to stay sane. So, with my dust balls in hand I drove to the boarder of imaginary and reality and traded them for a fixer upper of a lost diner. And now as I try to continue thriving in this world of madness I'll try to save your sanity and mine by offering a menu of various humor.
Tuesday, December 1, 2015
Sunday, November 29, 2015
Grand Opening
Welcome to my Crusty world! Thank you for dropping in. I'm excited about the grand opening of my little diner. It's my desire to make this one of the happiest places on the net by sharing hilarious or at least near hilarious short tales and humorous one liners as well as my animated, differintiatable doppelgangers, they look nothing like me and yet they are so identifiable when it come to comparing us. I now would like to leave you with another hardy welcome to the crustiest, little café on the net.
Until next time be sure to clean the dust from your eyes, the bedcrumbs from everywhere else and continue to keep life crusty. Alright?!
Until next time be sure to clean the dust from your eyes, the bedcrumbs from everywhere else and continue to keep life crusty. Alright?!
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